PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic boo